Description
Oops! Slippery Orange Ideas – Trump’s “Panama Is Mine” Magnet Set
Trump wants to take the Panama Canal.
Like, literally claim it. For America. In 2025.
Was he planning to grab a Sharpie and scrawl “MINE” across Panama on a map?
Maybe stage a photoshoot with the President of Panama holding a “Property of MAGA” sign?
Or force Google Maps to relabel it Panama, USA—just to “own the libs”?
No one knows. But what we do know is that this jaw-droppingly imperialist fantasy is real enough to make headlines—and real enough for 35% of Americans to support it.
Lord, help us all.
This Oops! Slippery Orange Ideas magnet calls out one of the most absurd and disturbing echoes of old-school empire thinking that Trump has brought roaring back to life. According to The Washington Post (March 6, 2025), 65% of Americans oppose this absurd attempt to “reclaim” the canal (Marquette poll).
But since when did common sense ever slow a Slippery Orange down?
These magnets don’t just stick to your fridge—they stick it to tyranny. They say:
🚢 Colonialism called. It wants its delusion back.
🇵🇦 Panama is not your playground.
🚀 And if you think it should be—there’s still a Mars rocket with your name on it.
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🧲 Product Highlights:
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Set of custom round button magnets with a glossy metal shell and magnetic backing
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Design: “Oops! Slippery Orange Ideas – Panama Canal Edition”
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Hilarious and hard-hitting political commentary, one fridge at a time
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A must-have for democracy defenders, political junkies, and lovers of global maps that don’t lie
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Great for rally packs, office fridge feuds, or that one uncle who still says “Why not just take it?”
Product features:
– Vibrant colors resist fading
– Mylar/UV cover for protection
– Round shape (2.25″)
– Metal shell with magnetic backing
– Available in 1 and 10 pieces
Care instructions:
– Wipe the dust off gently with a clean, dry or wet microfiber cloth
Size Guide: All measurements in the table refer to product dimensions (Imperial)
| 2.25″ | |
|---|---|
| Diameter, in | 2.25 |
| Depth, in | 0.25 |
A design inspired by one of the very many funny signs at the April 5, 2025, Hands Off Rally that took place in over 1,400 cities across the USA and even more in other parts of the world! Resist every day! You matter! Resistance Matters! Show up every day with Resistance Messages! Stay Inspired! Images created with Genolve and Canva. Part of The Resistance Collection.
Thank you for shopping The Quip Collection!
Production Note:
Each product is created uniquely for you when you order. Average production time is 2.4 days with delivery via standard U.S. mail (2-5 days). Personalized orders may take an additional 1-2 days. Need your product sooner or want to personalize a product you see without this option? Contact us about upgrading to Express Delivery or personalization!
Returns & Refund Policy:
As a print-on-demand item, returns and exchanges are not accepted unless the product arrives damaged or with a manufacturing defect. Please contact us within 30 days of delivery with a clear photo of the issue to request a replacement or refund.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Tecre 1355, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Wipe the dust off gently with a clean, dry or wet microfiber cloth
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